6.9% interest · Mar 18, 07:52 AM
Filed Under: Matts-Dreams
A little bit after that the bank guy chased after me and told me that he realized that the 6.9% figure was incorrect but because they pitched it to me as that rate they would have to honor it if I opened an account. So I said okay and we headed back.
I followed the bank guy to what looked like an elevator door. However, when he pushed the button and the door opened it revealed a super steep escalator, like 75° steep. There were tiny steps about 2-3 inches wide going up. Of course I got on it all wrong, and ended hanging backwards/down as the escalator pulled me up, thank God for those non-slip handrails.
Not too far into our ascent the escalator started changing angles and at one point we were moving along completely upside down, once again thank God for the handrails...
I can't remember much after that, I think I woke up not long after the escalator ride. I think maybe I've been playing too much Super Mario Galaxy.
