Snow blower
Last year, Anne's parents gave us their old snow blower. It's a two stroke engine and thus requires that you use a gasoline/oil fuel mixture in the fuel tank. We didn't use it last winter because we are idiots (or at least I am). This year I got fuel for it and got it running (eventually).
It is awesome.
It's not huge or anything and it can't handle the really wet snow but it really reduces the amount of work I need to do to clear our walks (not to mention the time it saves me).
Another thing that's awesome about it is it's seriously environmentally harmful exhaust. I hope it helps to warm this planet up because global warming has so far been pretty freaking cold.

Thats not global warming… its “climate change”
— Dan Dec 17, 12:55 PM #So too much CO2 makes it colder now?
— Matt Dec 17, 01:05 PM #